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Billy Ray, during one of his fleeting moments of “do-gooding”

The non-biological successor to our first goat X-Ray, who had an intestinal blockage and blew up, Billy Ray Bracken was brought onto our Southlake farm to keep the horses company. Unfortunately, we forgot to tell him which horses to keep company. Thanks to that missing relative pronoun, Billy Ray’s antics took us deep into battle with our neighbors. I’ll leave it up to you to guess which side won the war.

Some stories starring Billy Ray Bracken include:

• Goat Wars